Thursday, January 19, 2006

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch strikes yet again

As I had threatened, I had planned to inflict, er, award the Order of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch on yet another unfortunate sod worthy individual.

As I had also threatened, I was originally planning on deleting the Rite of Investiture of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Ultimately, however, I have relented, and have chosen instead to set up links to the offending Monty Python sketches, to avoid a heavy lawsuit by infringing copywrite put the offending texts in a place where the unwary may read them at their leisure.

Seriously, though, let it be announced that Neil Dhingra of Catholic Sensibility has been honored with the Order of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, in honor of his charitable and truly intelligent application of Orthodox theology in his essays. Let the Orb be given him, let the Rite of Investiture be duly performed, and let all know that he has been enrolled in the Order of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although I have no standing to even possess an opinion, not being a member of said august order, I heartily approve your choice.
I am an avid reader of Catholic Sensi-- er, I am an avid reader of Neil's contributions to Catholic Sensibility.
Wise and kind, a fine combination of traits.
(On that, I AM entitled to express an opinion; I am even, I might modestly suggest, an expert, being notably foolish and cruel.)
The Leper

4:20 PM  

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